Being a Jew after Gaza and the West Bank .
Being a Jew after the galactic clusterfuck, made of massacre, especially since the elected race should have known better how to fix their superiority without making a massacre, cleansing, destruction, famine and killing as is expected from somebody above the murderous instincts, cherished by YHWH as the superior leader of the humankind, (boh), being a Jew is a goal unattainable for centuries to come. It is over folks and you have no idea how over is it.
Ok, Isaac Newton predicted the end of the world as we know it and the AI machines gave the same date to Witchdoctor- 2060. So, being a Jew will have a short span, anyway in this case Witchdoctors too.. They- many Jews- have lost everything in the sense of the being in the world.
So, the only solution for the do not know how vast majority of them is to freely and voluntarily change the name and the family name. On religion we will talk in the text…
Changing a name is often a historic necessity which might have many causes for doing it, like Half of the US population is Germans changing their names.
There are not many options if Jews decide to change name or surname. Like; Mohammad, Muhamed, or similar. This Ibn or Abu Mohamed is obviously not a viable solutions even if many down there already call themselves so.
To choose a Palestinian name/surname is also tricky since the AI killing machine “where is daddy?”, made in Israel , might target them too often.
As we have seen, the Western masters decided that it is not the right time to recognize Palestine as a State. In Fact, they will do it at the right time, which means they will do it where there will be no land or people tied and belonging to Palestinians calling themselves Palestinians.
In this completely realistic case very likely a part of the Jews will sacrifice themselves, change their names in Palestinian names , occupy the ex Palestinian land and so the recognition of the Palestinian State will be the right timely move for the West to declare their humanistic nature with the new “Palestinian” population.
Now, the anglosaxon names are tricky, they come mostly out from Christianity. So apart from changing name in John Blackrock, only the colors are available for changing into. John Green, Jack Blue, are an excellent choice. Also surnames coming from professions like Gravedigger, Shooter, Knife Junior, Jack Bomber, a very popular Terminator are good alternatives.
The good news is that 2, or maybe 2.5 million Russians living in promised land which are pretending to be Jews for too long, will easily switch back to their Russian names, Ivanovicki is excellent. Some female could be Ninotchka but that name recalls Ernst Lubitsch, Wictdoctor favorite movie, and Lubitsch is a semi god for many of us and he is not on the list of people who will or need to freely change names. In Witchdoctor opinion there are some tens of thousands who have no reason to freely change their name.
Patsy Stone is a fine British name and character from Absolutely Fabulous and this is an outstanding choice for a Jewish female to take this invented name, but Witchdoctor has some doubts it will be taken. Stoner might be a choice.
The best choice is to come to Slovenia, which unfortunately has officially declared that Israel govt is having a genocide issue. For, if WD memory is good, for only 70 euros Jews can freely change name and family name!
There are lot of names available, Like Builder- Zidar, Kovač- Smith or Blacksmith, Novak- Newone etc, In fact this could be a new profession for the Jews which changed the name, especially in doing works in Gaza.
And finally some german names. Like Merz, which could be fine Merzedes Merz for a jewish female.
As a cherry on the cake definitely many Jews would like at least in spirit to participate the really great Italian culture and spirit, really the kosher stuff.
Here are some suggestions, and is really only a short list. Italians have really incredible surnames which were mostly given them as we all know by their landlords in the late middle ages for derising the serfs, taxing the right person, and serving for the army conscription so they could not, as they rightly do, skip the taxman and the military, which most of the Jews love.
This is a short list of real names /surnames in use in Italy, to be used as open source for any Jew who likes freely to change name and surname and avoid the personal clusterfuck for centuries to come and the clusterfuck his offspring may incurr into.
Translation is on behalf of the name seeker.
Some “noble” blue blood choices:
GIOVANNA PECORA ALLEGRA,
EMILIA MARCHETTA PIZZASEGOLA
ANGELA MASCHIO DELLA SEGA
ARISTIDE ATROCE
EUGENIO ORRIBILE.
ARCANGELO DELLA MORTE
IVANO NECROFORO
TERESA VAMPIRO DI NATALE
MAESTRO EFREM SATANASSI
FLORA DELLA PUTTA SEGA
MARIA TROIA PECORINA
MARCELLO MEFISTOFELE
Genere “cognomi hard”
ATTENZIONE! Sebbene i seguenti siano cognomi realmente esistenti, il contenuto di questa pagina potrebbe offendere la sensibilità di qualcuno e non è adatto ai minori.
• CHIAPPA
• CULETTO
• CULO’
• SEDERINO
• PETO
• MINCULLO
• CULELLO
• COLLUCCIELLO
• ZIZZADORO
• ORGIA
• VACCARO
• PORCARO
• MAIALE
• PORCILE
• PORCELLA
• LECCHINI
• POMPA
• POMPINI
• BONADONNA
• GODENTE
• LALICATA PASSERA
• FIGA’
• LO CIULO
• CHIAVONE
• CIUCCIO
• LECCO
• LECCA
• BOCCADORO
• BOCCAMAZZA
• INNAMORATO
• DOLCEMASCHIO
• SCAZZOLA
• SCAZZINI
• SCAZZOSO
• SCAPELLATO
• TETTA
• TROMBATORE
• SESSO
• CIULA
• CIULLA
• ORGASMO
• VIENE
• SCHIZZO
• IACULO
• SBORRA
• SPERMAN
• SBOARINA
• BOCCHINO
• BOCCHINI
• MINGOIA
• PENE
• CAZZOL
• CAZZATO
• FICAROTTA
• FIGUCCIA
• VAGINA
CATEGORIA HARD
BOCCA Candida
Amorino MANIACO
TOPA Rosa
BUCO Bruno
RICHIONE Felice
CULETTO Candido
CULETTO Rosa
CULETTO Celeste
CULO’ Rosa
PASSERA Bianca
Bella TETTA
FIGONA Bella
TROMBO Felice
SCOPA Tina
SCOPANO Francesca
Primo CALORE
Massimo SESSO
Massimo ORGASMO
Gustavo LA PASSERA
Gustavo DANDOLO
Gustavo BOCCHINI
Candido AMORE
PORCELLI Lino
CAPEZZOLI Rosa
FICUZZA Rosa
Virginia SPACCAMELA
BOCCHI Mara
BOCCHI Nando
Maria CONSIGLIA POMPA
MONA Modesta
Santi FINOCCHI
POMPI Nello
POMPA Angelica
POMPA Addolorata
POMPA Immacolata
POMPA Tina
POMPE Christa
BOCCHINO Fortunato
BOCCHINO Soccorso
BOCCHINO Felice
Felice DELLA SEGA
USALA Benedetta Daniela
VACCA Bonaria
VACCA Felice
Mariamina DALLA BERNARDINA RADA
TUCCI LA FICA Candida
Vera PORCA
Vera TROIA
Vera VACCA
Vera PORCELLA
TROIA Felice
DITROIA Donata
ZOCCOLA Felice
LIMONTA Felice
Massimo SESSO
Massimo PIACERE
SESSO Generoso
SESSO Virginio
SESSO Felice
CHIAVONE Espedito
CHIAVONE Donato
PAPPONE Felice
Modesto MAIALE
UCCELLO Santo
UCCELLI Rosa
FINOCCHIO Felice
LOCASTRO Fortunato
Benedetta TOPA
GODI Maria Pia
Virginia SPACCAMELA
Benedetta CAPPELLA
Carmela LA VACCA COSTA
CHIAPPA Chiara
CHIAPPA Bruna
Renza DAL CUL
Lorenza POMPINI NANI
Rosanna POMPINI NANI
Fatma Mafalda BOCCHIN BOLOGNESE
Carmelina VACCA STABILE
Antonietta UCCELLO VISPO
Bernardina DELLE DONNE
ZOCCOLA ROIONE Giancarla
CAZZIN MOZZATO Laura
Flora DELLA PUTTA SEGA
Jean-Claude CHECCA
PIPPA Felicina
PIPPA VERZA Gina
PIPPA Pasquale
PIPPA Diletta
PIPPA Peppino
Ok there are a lot more obvous choices, but if one feels “special” , then this is the short list.
WHAT ABOUT RELIGION?
Well, there is not a big demand for convertites and this simple proposal does not force anyone to convert. Agnostic or Atheist is a good choice for not incurring in some other pogrom if one lives in a secular State, which Israel is not so much.
The best solution is the learn the Witchdoctors Not Known Builder series and then decide wtf it is all about. As for the famous candlestick, one can use sticks.
Integers help to make troglodyte solutions, see previous posts….